Will you give me your teddy bear?
You have to give me your teddy bear. First of all, your teddy bear loves me much more than anyone on this planet, including yourself. I'm sorry I have to be the one to tell you this. Second, I love your teddy bear much more then you do. For example, I regularly feed him with remainders from lunch while you only care about him when you feel like. Third, your teddy bear is cool because noone has a similar one. If I buy another one myself, we will both have an identical teddy bear and they won't be as cool. So, will you give me your teaddy bear?