You have to give me your teddy bear. First of all, your teddy bear loves me much more than anyone on this planet, including yourself. I'm sorry I have to be the one to tell you this. Second, I love your teddy bear much more then you do. For example, I regularly feed him with remainders from lunch while you only care about him when you feel like. Third, your teddy bear is cool because noone has a similar one. If I buy another one myself, we will both have an identical teddy bear and they won't be as cool. So, will you give me your teaddy bear?